One day you'd play seven of them and all of them would die on the first attempt, taking away the whole reason you played blue-red in the first place
Miakaues, the Unhallowed is a six mana Black 5/5 with intimidate that also destroys any Human that deals damage to you
Box Topper: Big, loud, showcase energy
Regrowing an artifact is a nice chaos effect, if a little simple
Legendary Land Land (CTRL to add secondary) Protection Bronze Guardian Double strike Ward (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays .) Other artifacts you control have ward
4 Guardian Beast Market Price: $700 Guardian Beast is a very unique card that protects your noncreature artifacts from enchantments, removal, and theft